I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
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I like to start with lots of teasing and foreplay. Kiss her lips, her neck, her shoulders, her back, her boobs, her stomach, her waistband, and her thighs. Stroke her skin, caress her boobs, squeeze her ass. Tickle her, stroke her, fondle…
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
- Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing...
- Me: WOAH
- Me: OH MY GOD
- Me: NO
- Me: NO PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE SO
- Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW
- Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON'T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED
- Me: THEY'LL KNOW
- Me: I WEAR A BRA
- Me: AH, NO GOD PLEASE
im glad small boobs are in now which makes me very high fashion
Anonymous asked:
how are ur boobs doing
fantastic, thank you.
Play with my boobs, not with my heart.
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- Girl: *whispers* Um, your bra strap is showing...
- Me: WOAH
- Me: OH MY GOD
- Me: NO
- Me: NO PLEASE DON'T LET IT BE SO
- Me: AHHH NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW
- Me: THAT MY BOOBS DON'T MAGICALLY STAY SUPPORTED
- Me: THEY'LL KNOW
- Me: I WEAR A BRA
- Me: AH, NO GOD PLEASE
If a girl is lucky enough to receive any sex education, she will be taught the biological basics. She’ll learn that men have penises and testicles and produce sperm and women have vaginas and uterii and produce ova. She’ll learn that when a man and a woman have sex, the man inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina until he ejaculates. She’ll learn that the semen in the ejaculate will render her vulnerable to pregnancy so she will have to protect herself by using a hormonal or a barrier contraceptive. Hormonal contraception is preferable because barrier methods such as condoms, while safer for women, apparently reduce sensation for men which is obviously a no-no. It’s much better that a woman take a pill every day for her entire reproductive lifespan, or get a painful injection every 12 weeks, or have a copper rod inserted into her uterus, or a silicone rod implanted into her arm. She probably won’t learn that 3 out of 4 women never orgasm from vaginal intercourse. She almost definitely won’t learn how women do achieve orgasm. She’ll learn her place as a receptacle.
